THIS IS MY FIRST BLOG. SO I AM GOING TO USE ANY COLOUR TEXT I LIKE. I MIGHT EVEN USE DIFFERENT COLOURS FOR DIFFERENT LETTERS. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN WITH NO DUE RESPECT FUCK OFF.
Well I just gave my JEE Exam. Fucked up. Meh. Don't even know why I typed that. Anyway, so I logged onto twitter to see this tweet retweeted onto my feed.
@AgentOfficial59 Breaking news from a very reliable source: Ross Barkley has informed Everton he wants a move to Old Trafford this summer.367 RTs. 132 Favs.
Somehow, after following about 100 odd ITKs like him last summer, then realizing I was a naive cunt, (Now I am just a cunt), setting up a new twitter account to get rid of all these bogus "sources", they still find me. Along with that, they also find thousands of gullible teens with Sweg who believe that their tweets come straight from the Bible < Some kind of Weird Ass Bible thats probably written by IndyKaila >. So how to stop this Epidemic of Stupidity? Some tips that might help. Just kidding. They won't. I am writing this because I am obviously bored.
1) Real Journalists or Sources always have a real name. I mean who the fuck believes in people who are named AgentITK, LaLigaSource, A Na Mi. etc. I thought people learnt the lesson in not believing in people who have fake names when Big Smoke betrayed Carl Johnson but no! <I know some people won't get the San Andreas reference but if you haven't played the greatest video game of all time, you don't deserve to read my blog. Or even be alive for that matter. >
2) Real Journalists actually work in a good news company. They don't boast about having "sources"inside the club. Neither do they wank about how many transfers they got right or how they are most reputable. Unless you are Di Marzio. But then you would be DI MARZIO. Fuck the rest.
3)Apart from the obvious fake accounts who can be easily differentiated by the above points, there are quite a few so called real journalists who sprout shit all the time. John Cross, Ben Fairthorne, Alistair Ferguson, Wayne Rooney are most probably actual people with those respective names but are so stupid that its virtually impossible for them to talk sense.
5) I am skipping the 4th point because I am out of stuff to type and I want to make this blog seem real and long. Actually I have nothing to say. Thats pretty much all you need to know.
So thats all from me. GOODBYE. Also next time I might use fancy links and pictures and stuff. So stay tuned.
